Your back is behind you but your back is not your behind and your behind is your bottom despite not being on the bottom. [link]
We are not taught how to scratch our balls but still somehow instinctively use the classic Pinch and Twist technique. [link]
Our body has 5 glitch modes: rubbing your eye too much, peeing after orgasming, standing up too fast, someone tickling your funny spot and banging your pinky toe against an object [link]
A significant portion of the world shits in cleaner water than many people will ever have access to. [link]
You still haven't realized why you laugh when tickled, it's not even funny, it's irritating [link]
It’s weird how strange it feels when you put your phone in the wrong pocket. [link]
Cleaning the whole house is a great way to feel productive, while procrastinating important stuff [link]
Your favorite song is literally just air molecules wiggling in the right way [link]
The internet is a lot like that one weird friend that you know is a bad influence on you but you still hang out with them because they're funny [link]
If you killed a dictator before he rose to power, you'd never get any credit for the misery and suffering you prevented [link]
A millionaire is closer to being homeless than being a billionaire. [link]
Using a wireless phone charger is actually more limiting than just using a wired charger. [link]
Colorblind people probably wonder why many countries use the same flag [link]
With facemasks being mandatory people with poor oral hygiene will be hiding it from others but making it more noticeable for themselves. [link]
There is no reason that two consenting adults can’t have a battle to the death. [link]
Speaking is one of the few activities that ISN’T easier said than done. [link]
Experience is what you get immediately after you really needed it. [link]
The release of the CATS movie was one of the last things to happen before the world descended into chaos. [link]
Since the premiere of Interstellar in 2014, 43 minutes have passed on planet Miller [link]