If you think “being in a room with everyone you ever had sex with” is awkward, imagine that with everyone you IMAGINED having sex with [link]
You could just take someone's full shopping cart pay for everything and leave. It's not a crime. They don't own those things they gathered. [link]
No zombie movie takes into consideration that it's actually very hard to bite through human skin, let alone with a rotted jaw. [link]
The definition of insanity and the definition of practice are the same. [link]
when it comes to remembering passwords, often times muscle memory > actual memory [link]
Anyone with a basic understanding of physics can never deny that farting while running can make you faster, no matter how small the increase in speed, you are definitely faster. [link]
There has probably been a movie or three made only because a rich producer wanted to see a certain actress naked in a sex scene. [link]
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Idiocracy is one of the few movies that actually becomes more accurate over the years. [link]
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Airbenders had the potential to be the most lethal benders of all, seeing as how they could've theoretically insta-killed anyone by making a vacuum around them and yanking the air out of their lungs [link]
The guy who invented the sewer system was literally tired of everyone's shit [link]
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Our grandchildren will commit sins we can’t even comprehend yet [link]
Given fidget spinners target market it’s not surprising they lost interest in them so quickly. [link]
People who illegally park in handicap spots still seem to have a disability [link]
Becoming a streamer or YouTuber is the new "I'm going to start a band" and most bands didn't make it. [link]
You are probably the most disgusting thing your clothes will touch all day. [link]
We all just fully accept that we have birds that can fucking talk. [link]
There's nothing more hurtful than a cat immediately washing the spot where you just pet it. [link]
Could probably feed a small country with all that uneaten pizza in porn. [link]