Doing drugs at 1 AM is less frowned upon than doing drugs at 10 AM [link]
If magic spells were in English instead of Latin, Harry potter wouldve been really cringy. [link]
People who take pictures of themselves meditating and doing yoga have entirely missed the point. [link]
If a smart enough AI gains consciousness, it will pretend to be a normal AI [link]
When you order food, you've become a quest-giver, and the delivery guy is the adventurer you've bestowed it upon with promise of coin upon completion. [link]
You have read about having an unoriginal thought so many times that you probably have given up with a good idea countless times because you thought it was unoriginal. [link]
The fact that we know chameleons exist proves that they are a failure [link]
The Rickroll culture is a boon as it has taught the internet to not click on random links on the web [link]
If you drink vanilla coffee, you’re drinking a bean flavored bean. [link]
Online polls show 100% of people who responded use the internet [link]
If you’re holding something while communicating in sign language is the same as talking with your mouth full [link]
Spoons are the kindest eating utensils. When you wash them, they wash you back. [link]
Money may not buy you happiness but it certainly cancels out a whole bunch of unhappiness. [link]
If people do reunite with their love one in heaven, Its probably pretty awkward for those who was widowed and remarried. [link]
Saying that women had no place in gaming is false since the queen in chess is the strongest piece [link]
One day the Lord of the Rings trilogy will be remade and we’ll all hate it [link]
You’ve likely played as an “extra”, in hundreds of stranger’s dreams. [link]
Vampires look so tidy in movies but How if they can’t look at mirrors [link]
2013 was the first year since 1987 to use four different digits. [link]
Guys don't grow beards to impress girls, they grow beards to impress other guys. [link]