When a person wearing a mask makes eye contact with someone not wearing a mask, they both probably think the other person is an idiot
When you have back pain, sneezing suddenly becomes the scariest thing you can do
We wrestle our lawns and gardens to our uniformed preferences, then take trips to the woods to marvel at how beautiful the natural world is.
When you get to the edge of a map on a game and your character can't walk through it, that must be how flies and wasps feel when they repeatedly try to fly through a window pane.
It's possible that you're that person who log off 13 years ago and never played that game again and you left the person you played with wondering what happened to you.
There are going to be so many 'I took a picture of myself every day during lock-down' posts after lock-down is over.
Video games like the Sims, Animal Crossing, etc allow adults to play with dolls without it being weird.
If you ever feel useless just know that there are police officers in super hero movies
The Pokédex is probably filled with crazy lore and exaggerations because 10-year-olds record the data.
If you get 1 world record more than the person with the most records you will then have 3 records more than them
Schools are the reason why kids think that Monday is the start of the week instead of Sunday.
If you think that your social interactions are awkward, remember that the leaders of countries are forced to have conversations with other leaders whom they hate, all while they are being recorded on camera.
There is an exact number of how many steps you have taken, how many times you took a piss, took a dump, showered, wanked off, etc in your entire life, and never will you ever know.
Bachelor/Bachelorette parties would make more sense right after a divorce rather that right before marriage.
Since humans are forced to wear masks, many people probably finally realised to brush their teeth is a good thing.
People with perfect pitch can tell which musical note you just farted.
You can never really "live in a moment" because it takes 13 milliseconds for your brain to process an image soo every thing you experience is a memory of something that already happenend