If you try to remember something, you actually just wait for your brain to give you that information

The two c’s in thicc depict a fat ass.

Staring into the sun is technically stargazing

Putting on dirty glasses is weird because you can see better but also worse

Fish never have to worry about tripping and falling

Scooby doo could technically give concent.

When a woman wears a scarf its normal but when a man wears one people assume hes either rich and possibly from New York or gay

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does directly prevent countless reasons to be unhappy.

Wearing a undone belt feels way more naked that not wearing a belt at all.

Somebody on here probably has 365 different accounts and exclusively posts on cakedays

The people that said you couldn’t make a living as an artist are probably the same people that don’t want to pay for art

We give people prison sentences longer than a human lifespan on the off chance we catch an immortal dude

U-turn signs are actually n-shaped

If you see a bee flying around you know it hasn't stung anyone, but every wasp you see could be a serial stinger.

People who have bad eyesight can see clearly when they dream.

The prince in Cinderella didn't even remember what she looked like

Sometimes we ask "How are you?" because we wanna be asked back the same.

The world could stop making coffee mugs, and there probably wouldn’t be a shortage for many years.

Internet being down is the new car trouble for work.

If we all agree to make a few second pause before responding to someone, we'd sound way more intelligent. Not mentioning all the conflicts we could avoid.

When a person wearing a mask makes eye contact with someone not wearing a mask, they both probably think the other person is an idiot