If you give someone money for their birthday, it’s almost like you lost a bet with them on how long they would live.
If you specify the type of root and the type of beer in root beer, you get ginger ale.
Despite being a very distinctive flavour, vanilla has become synonymous with "plain".
The guy who invented the eraser just rubbed a bunch of things on paper until it worked
People from our generation will most likely celebrate “nice 69th” birthday parties
The unrealistic expectation of a princess is not her hair, it's that she was able to keep her figure while being locked away in a tower for years.
If someone nowadays were to send a message in a bottle, it would probably just get mistaken for trash in the sea
Failing your download at 99% is more annoying than not being able to download at all.
The second drop of rain landing on your head is more reassuring than the first
At some point in history, there must have been the same amount of alive and dead people on Earth.
If someone says they made food with "a lot of love", it's butter. And garlic.
Samurai Jack is about a man who spends 50+ years doing side quests before beating the main story line.
Videogames have done a better job of teaching young people the value of working consistently on yourself and your goals in order to realise your potential than the mainstream Western education system.
On the highway, the guy who whizzes past you is a dickhead, the guy who drives slower than you is a jerk, but the biggest annoyance is the guy that drives at the same speed and stays in your peripheral vision for while... weirdo!
Some hardcore open-world gamers must be more familiar with the in-game routes than the city they actually live.
If you see an attractive woman wearing glasses in an ad, you can be sure it’s an ad for glasses. Otherwise attractive women never wear glasses in any ads.
If you're ever caught naked, it might be a better idea to hide your face rather than your private parts.