The new Indiana Jones will be released 41 years after the original. The original takes place in 1936. Thus, the new one will take place in 1977, meaning Indy could go watch Star Wars within the movie.

Unskilled people tend to boast skills they do not own while skilled people tend to be humble about it

Adam and Eve are the original house guests who overstayed their welcome by eating their host’s food after specifically being asked not to.

So many movie plots are destroyed if hollywood knew that computers which launch nuclear weapons cannot connect to the internet.

If McDonalds were to start selling alcohol, they would become unstoppable.

Being a low key member of a popular band would probably be way better than being a frontman. You‘d enjoy all the perks of being a rockstar (money, fame, sex...) and could still go out in public, as you’d only be recognized by people who are genuinely big fans of your music.

Even if magic was real, humans would probably classify it and teach it in such a way that would make it extremely boring.

A good cardboard box is a luxury you appreciate the older you become

The first dent or scratch in a new item is kind of a relief, because no longer have to worry about keep it 100% pristine

The amount of excitement one feels on their birthday is inversely proportional to their age.

The quote "if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world remains the same" isn't true if you kill multiple killers.

Old married people tell you never get married. Old single people tell you to make sure you find someone.

Pornstars are stuck in a paradox where it’s their job to do things that are not safe for work while at work.

If Eminem were a student at Hogwarts he'd dominate in wizard duels.

Babies don't know shit, and only learn by imitating. They prove "fake it till you make it" works.

The Simpsons did not predict the future. It's just that our reality is becoming so ridiculous it looks like a satire cartoon

As we grow up we brag about how little sleep we got, once we get older its how much sleep you can get.

The reason gunslingers had their duels at high noon was so the sun wasn’t in either side’s eyes

You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's fucked enough

Superman has probably killed someone indirectly via bouncing bullets.

JK Rowling’s best insight into the behavior of children is that someone could literally be teaching them about magic spells, werewolves and potions and some are still gonna slack off and be uninterested.