The kind of people who think 5G towers are being built to control people’s minds are exactly the kind of people that would benefit from some corrective mind control.
For decades after you die, your inbox will be receiving promotional emails.
In 150 years, You Tube will be filled with millions of pages of comments made by dead people.
Movies show men as strong by making them oversexualised and feral like but show women as strong by making them undersexualised and professional.
Not one person who went for a job interview in 2015 got the answer to the question "where do you see yourself in 5years?" Right.
It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around.
The queen in Snow White is a powerful witch who can brew a potion to disguise herself as an old woman, but not to make herself more beautiful.
Unless you've counted in binary on your fingers, you probably haven't experienced all 1024 unique combinations of putting your fingers up and down
Everyone always dismisses how cool it is that we all have the ability to unfocus our eyes
If ghosts are real, then cemeteries are a great idea, because when a person dies, they'll have other ghosts to socialize with.
Dogs learn that they get scolded for eating their shit. And then they see us picking it up and putting it in a bag. So they probably think since we're in charge we get the privilege of eating their delicious shit.
If 5G towers really controlled minds then they'd send out signals saying 'do not destroy me'
Being scared of deep water is being scared of heights but in the water
We went from the information age immediately to the disinformation age.
Maybe dogs' farts smell so bad because one dog fart is equal to seven human farts
Flat earthers seem especially stupid when you consider that 10s to 100s of millions of people would have to be "in" the conspiracy, including telecom employees and engineers, basically every airline employee, anyone who's a world traveler, all international shipping employees...
If fish had mafia, they would tie their victim's feet with balloons instead of cement
Hearing your favourite song randomly play from somewhere is more satisfying than playing it yourself.