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If given a choice, most people would marry their childhood crush as compared to any model.
George Lucas didnโ€™t like that Han shot first, so he decided to go back and change that, but not delete a scene where siblings kiss.
As the population goes up, the probability of having an original idea goes down.
Everyone wants to be a superhero until theyโ€™re asked to put a mask on.
The unemployment office is understaffed... let that sink in.
Taking a deep breath with your eyes closed feels better than with your eyes open
When millennials get old, Super Smash Bros will probably replace Bingo nights in senior homes.
Fighting against a mosquito is what bosses in videogames feel like when fighting the main character
A hotel is technically just a vault to store unconscious bodies temporarily in the highest comfort available until they reawaken to migrate to another hotel.
Swimming is a really good sport for people who sweat a lot and are anxious about it.
You have probably never seen your grandma jump
Your brain often remembers that you've forgotten something, but doesn't remember the thing/s that you've forgot
It's ironic that a normal mask covers your whole face, but a face mask only covers half your face.
Skype had a 17 year head start... and still lost
Forwarded from Nahom S
If we use the words "cool" and "hot" for temperature, they are opposite but if we use them to express our feeling, they are the same.
Dating a singer must really suck. Because you know if you ever break up you'd have a sad song written about you.
Mirrors donโ€™t actually break. They just multiply
There will probably be a day when you tell someone โ€œsee you laterโ€ but you never do
Imagination is weird. You see stuff but it is not in front of you nor do you see it with your eyes. You just see the image, in your head, without "seeing" it. And you are fine with it
Whoever invented applause must have looked very stupid when he first tried it out
more people have been hurt by 5G protests than 5G itself