Let’s be honest: Harry Potter peaked as a child star. Once he started Hogwarts, he was a mediocre wizard who road the coattails of his friends’ superior magic skills, used up his trust fund to become a quidditch jock, then married his HS sweetheart, and then finally became a cop.
In most of the prank videos, the only ones getting pranked are the ones watching them.
It's really annoying that we live in such a technologically advanced age and we still can't unpress a button in a lift.
If given a choice, most people would marry their childhood crush as compared to any model.
George Lucas didn’t like that Han shot first, so he decided to go back and change that, but not delete a scene where siblings kiss.
As the population goes up, the probability of having an original idea goes down.
Everyone wants to be a superhero until they’re asked to put a mask on.
Taking a deep breath with your eyes closed feels better than with your eyes open
When millennials get old, Super Smash Bros will probably replace Bingo nights in senior homes.
Fighting against a mosquito is what bosses in videogames feel like when fighting the main character
A hotel is technically just a vault to store unconscious bodies temporarily in the highest comfort available until they reawaken to migrate to another hotel.
Swimming is a really good sport for people who sweat a lot and are anxious about it.
Your brain often remembers that you've forgotten something, but doesn't remember the thing/s that you've forgot
It's ironic that a normal mask covers your whole face, but a face mask only covers half your face.
Forwarded from Nahom S
If we use the words "cool" and "hot" for temperature, they are opposite but if we use them to express our feeling, they are the same.
Dating a singer must really suck. Because you know if you ever break up you'd have a sad song written about you.