Repeatedly asking "why" about any sentence will lead you to the creation of the universe.
The tallest person knows what it's like to be everyone else's height and the heaviest person knows what it's like to be the same weight as everyone else but the richest person almost certainly does not know what it's like to experience everyone else’s wealth.
It is weird that we can't select a part of text than hit Caps Lock to make it uppercase.
If you decide to keep going west, you can do it forever. But if you decide to go North, there is a point where you will stop going North and will start going Sowth
The animals in the intro to “Lion King” welcome a newborn predator that will eventually hunt and kill them or their offspring.
Before the internet everyone expected their Dad to know everything and be able to answer any question off the top of their head, but nowadays we just instantly Google. Poor Dads.
We all agreed on a spiritual level that blood tasted like iron without tasting iron.
If you fall into water and don't know how to swim you have the rest of your life to learn
All things considered, it’s pretty lucky we don’t have to pay a subscription fee to have an email address.
If ghosts existed they would constantly have to chase Earth as they wouldn't be affected by gravity
Deadpool is an infinite source of food; you can eat his limbs then they will grow back.
An actual smart TV would keep the volume at the same level no matter what's happening on the screen.
Skin is the only vital organ that people don’t freak out about when it gets cut.
Pornhub singlehandedly ruined the word hub and the black and orange color scheme
Doofenshmirtz isn’t incompetent; he *plans* his inventions to fail. Why? Because it was never about the inator. He just wanted Perry to show up so he could talk to him about his past struggles. It’s how he overcomes his trauma, it’s therapy.
Dropping your phone on the ground with the screen side down is the modern Schrodinger's Cat.
Sneezing with a mask on feels like shitting your pants with your face.