Your brain naturally uses autotune to make your voice sound better inside your head [Original post]
99% of men stopped hearing how handsome they were as soon as they hit puberty. [Original post]
Your phone's on-screen battery gauge is shaped like a battery that no cell phone uses [Original post]
Setting your favorite song as your alarm to wake you up is a good way to make it your least favorite song. [Original post]
Forwarded from Luke Skywalker🚀💀
Children must have freaked out seeing an actor/actress die in one movie and see him/her in another
If masks become mandatory for live poker tournaments, it will really help with your poker face [Original post]
If there's a timeline where a certain German chancellor became an artist instead, there is probably a timeline where someone like Bob Ross is responsible for fallouts and nuclear winters. [Original post]
Fictional stories are better when they're realistic and true stories are better when they're unrealistic. [Original post]
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If you could see all mental illnesses like you can with physical ones, they'd be taken more seriously. [Original post]
Instagram found a way to monetise narcissism on a global scale [Original post]
It’s strange that there seems to be a lot more effort and efficiency to remove a video with copyright issues, compared to disgusting videos with criminal and violent content. [Original post]
If you cut a corner off a piece of paper, it gains a corner. [Original post]
Adding the word "tactical" before any noun makes it so much cooler and more intense. [Original post]
Someday, the shopping basket icon in online stores will be as obsolete and abstract as the floppy disk save icon. [Original post]
If we had tamed Bears instead of wolves thousands of years ago, we would have living teddybears as pets. [Original post]
Since our bodies are powered by the calories we consume, and the calories come from other plants and animals, we literally consume things to absorb their power. Therefore, we are all Kirby. [Original post]
With cellphones becoming waterproof standard we will see people getting pushed into pools much more often again. [Original post]
Grownups don’t swear near kids, but kids also don’t swear near grownups. So there are two groups of people keeping the same secret from each other. [Original post]
No matter how old you get, it’s always fun watching your car go through the car wash. [Original post]
No matter what letter you take from the word pear, you are still left with a word. [Original post]