The people in "Tiger King" are to zookeepers, what televangelists are to priests. [Original post]

As kids, we expect the good and are surprised by the bad. As adults, we expect the bad and are surprised by the good. [Original post]

If men had lost their sex drive, society would either be super productive or super lazy [Original post]

In a span of a few years our parents go from telling us "sex is bad" to "I want grandkids" [Original post]

The same Lightsaber that Luke Skywalker and Rey trained with was used to kill dozens of innocent children. [Original post]

People mature for their age stand out because of people immature for their age. [Original post]

Your brain naturally uses autotune to make your voice sound better inside your head [Original post]

99% of men stopped hearing how handsome they were as soon as they hit puberty. [Original post]

Your phone's on-screen battery gauge is shaped like a battery that no cell phone uses [Original post]

Setting your favorite song as your alarm to wake you up is a good way to make it your least favorite song. [Original post]

Children must have freaked out seeing an actor/actress die in one movie and see him/her in another

If masks become mandatory for live poker tournaments, it will really help with your poker face [Original post]

If there's a timeline where a certain German chancellor became an artist instead, there is probably a timeline where someone like Bob Ross is responsible for fallouts and nuclear winters. [Original post]

Fictional stories are better when they're realistic and true stories are better when they're unrealistic. [Original post]

If you could see all mental illnesses like you can with physical ones, they'd be taken more seriously. [Original post]

Instagram found a way to monetise narcissism on a global scale [Original post]

It’s strange that there seems to be a lot more effort and efficiency to remove a video with copyright issues, compared to disgusting videos with criminal and violent content. [Original post]

If you cut a corner off a piece of paper, it gains a corner. [Original post]

Adding the word "tactical" before any noun makes it so much cooler and more intense. [Original post]

Someday, the shopping basket icon in online stores will be as obsolete and abstract as the floppy disk save icon. [Original post]

If we had tamed Bears instead of wolves thousands of years ago, we would have living teddybears as pets. [Original post]