The only vehicle that doesn’t have a seatbelt is a bus full of children [Original post]

If humans could respawn, murder wouldn’t be a crime and most likely be turned into a sport. [Original post]

One day your going to walk into a store and buy the pair of socks that your going to die in. [Original post]

The massive glass skyscrapers we see in cities around the world are actually the worlds largest sandcastles. [Original post]

You’d think we would all be amazing at falling asleep, considering we’ve done it thousands of times before. [Original post]

Rick Rolling is actually the most wholesome prank you can experience, because you are getting tricked into listening to a wholesome song. [Original post]

Your true calling could be in a profession that doesn’t exist yet. [Original post]

Having everyone in front of you go 3-5mph under the speed limit must be one of the most annoying parts about being a police officer [Original post]

The fact that so much of the earth is alive that the color of it is affected is really neat. [Original post]

Nothing reminds you to brush your teeth like wearing a mask. [Original post]

Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald. [Original post]

If you pretend to not see someone you hate, and they also pretend to not see you, that's a lot of cooperation between two people that don't like each other. [Original post]

The Star Wars movies are often criticized for having all of the planets have a "single ecosystem" (snow, desert, etc.) Yet most of the planets in our own solar system are exactly like that. [Original post]

Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not. [Original post]

Dogs who pull forwards when walking on a lead probably experience the same frustration as we do when the NPC is too slow to follow at walking speed. [Original post]

Pizza is a self-integrated circular graph of how much pizza there is left. [Original post]

Most people spreading Bill Gates conspiracy theories are probably using Windows to do it. [Original post]

You exist because of a string of perfectly timed sexual encounters dating back thousands of years [Original post]

most people masturbate more out of boredom than any real lust or desire [Original post]

"Horrible", "horrifying" and "horrific" describe negative experiences. So do "terrible" and "terrifying". But "terrific" is used positively. [Original post]

So many Billionaires that we don't think about are probably way more evil than Bezos or Gates [Original post]