In an age where people fall for Onion articles, believe essential oils cure AIDS, and the news operates under a clickbait model, April 1st is probably the only day where people are less likely to fall for bullshit.
Star Wars droids are "naked" when they have their circuits showing, so C3PO is wearing a crop top.
It's a bit weird that every country has a theme song its people have to memorize
The society could practically be on the brink of extinction and the banks would still be charging interest and late fees.
Our skeletons are inside of our bodies, but WE are inside of our skulls.
April 1st is the day people who aren't funny try to be and end up pissing people off.
caffeine, nicotine, menthol, and capsaicin are natural pesticides. humans systematically and repeatedly develop a taste for pesticides. we are the ralph wiggum species. we drink blue juice from under the sink.
When you give someone a good official review at their job, it's like giving their career a little xp boost.
No matter where you go, you never see anyone with the same refrigerator as you.
The amount of blondes is going to decrease as all beauty salons are closed
It's very likely that at some point, someone came into a room you were in and said to themselves "Damn, everyone here is ugly"
Almost every painting of Adam and Eve are misleading, as they could not have possibly had belly buttons
Telling a partners parents that you're trying to get pregnant is the only acceptable way to tell them you're fucking their child.
Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don’t want to miss Spring.
As a kid your bed is in the corner of the room so you have more room for playing. As an adult your bed is in the center of the room for the exact same reason.
We’re starting to realize how many meetings actually weren’t mandatory to hold in person.
Most of the jobs considered essential seem to be low paid crap jobs most people disrespect