Your mom has probably made up an embarrassing baby story about you that never even happened
You know you’re getting old when social media trends like TikTok are something you know nothing about nor care to participate in.
If someone had told you on April 1st, 2019, that a year later the entire world be locked down with thousands dead, you would've thought they were bad at April Fool jokes.
Zoom needs a concert mode that makes the performer loud but puts the audience at 1/8 volume to create feedback for the artist.
In 2019 we were staying away from negative people, in 2020 we are staying away from positive people
In an age where people fall for Onion articles, believe essential oils cure AIDS, and the news operates under a clickbait model, April 1st is probably the only day where people are less likely to fall for bullshit.
Star Wars droids are "naked" when they have their circuits showing, so C3PO is wearing a crop top.
It's a bit weird that every country has a theme song its people have to memorize
The society could practically be on the brink of extinction and the banks would still be charging interest and late fees.
Our skeletons are inside of our bodies, but WE are inside of our skulls.
April 1st is the day people who aren't funny try to be and end up pissing people off.
caffeine, nicotine, menthol, and capsaicin are natural pesticides. humans systematically and repeatedly develop a taste for pesticides. we are the ralph wiggum species. we drink blue juice from under the sink.
When you give someone a good official review at their job, it's like giving their career a little xp boost.
No matter where you go, you never see anyone with the same refrigerator as you.
The amount of blondes is going to decrease as all beauty salons are closed
It's very likely that at some point, someone came into a room you were in and said to themselves "Damn, everyone here is ugly"