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Seeing these videos of talk show hosts without a live audience's laughter really exposes how unfunny a lot of them are.
According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.
Animals are living the life they deserve at the moment...
Tomorrow is April fools, but no one on the planet is in the mood for jokes.
The trend of having a bowl of candy or nuts randomly around the house is dying off
Watching the late night shows filmed from the hosts homes without audience laughter really shows how unfunny many of the jokes actually are
It must be really hard to be an IRS agent with an Indian accent
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A lawyer's job is to protect you from other lawyers.
Burglars have lost their jobs too.
There's a group of students out there that were planning on having a 4th quarter comeback at school to end the year with better grades.
If two people each find the other person’s laugh funny, it might result in an endless cycle of laughter.
There could be a bug or animal that camouflages itself so well no human has ever noticed they exist.
Your mom has probably made up an embarrassing baby story about you that never even happened
You know you’re getting old when social media trends like TikTok are something you know nothing about nor care to participate in.
Infinite scrolling makes addiction to social media 1000 times worse.
If someone had told you on April 1st, 2019, that a year later the entire world be locked down with thousands dead, you would've thought they were bad at April Fool jokes.
Zoom needs a concert mode that makes the performer loud but puts the audience at 1/8 volume to create feedback for the artist.
In 2019 we were staying away from negative people, in 2020 we are staying away from positive people
In an age where people fall for Onion articles, believe essential oils cure AIDS, and the news operates under a clickbait model, April 1st is probably the only day where people are less likely to fall for bullshit.
Star Wars droids are "naked" when they have their circuits showing, so C3PO is wearing a crop top.
It's a bit weird that every country has a theme song its people have to memorize