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"If you leave a monkey with a typewriter alone In a room long enough, eventually it'll type Shakespeare's work" - technically that's exactly what happened
Your body can replicate a feeling that you never felt in your dreams such as falling from high altitude.
Maybe companies that reap massive profits when times are good and don't plan for when times are bad are exactly the ones that we want to be going out of business.
It doesn't really make sense to even show 100% on a loading screen
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Cujo is the only movie where you want the dog to die
A Chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact
Fame is based on how many people who you don’t know, know you
Seeing these videos of talk show hosts without a live audience's laughter really exposes how unfunny a lot of them are.
According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.
Animals are living the life they deserve at the moment...
Tomorrow is April fools, but no one on the planet is in the mood for jokes.
The trend of having a bowl of candy or nuts randomly around the house is dying off
Watching the late night shows filmed from the hosts homes without audience laughter really shows how unfunny many of the jokes actually are
It must be really hard to be an IRS agent with an Indian accent
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A lawyer's job is to protect you from other lawyers.
Burglars have lost their jobs too.
There's a group of students out there that were planning on having a 4th quarter comeback at school to end the year with better grades.
If two people each find the other person’s laugh funny, it might result in an endless cycle of laughter.
There could be a bug or animal that camouflages itself so well no human has ever noticed they exist.
Your mom has probably made up an embarrassing baby story about you that never even happened