Within a month we'll be suspicious of people with nice haircuts.

If you would let your grandmother die to make a profit, you're a terrible person. If you would let everyone's grandmother die to make a profit, you're a politician

No one knows what happens after we die but we have 100% chance to find out

Force Ghost Yoda needed a cane and we all just accepted it.

“They both die at the end” was once a major spoiler for Romeo and Juliet.

When they said Long Live The Queen, Queen Elizabeth took it too seriously.

Hair is suddenly disgusting when detached from your body

Raisins and milk aren't something you would ever mix together normally . Add a few bran flakes and that somehow makes it acceptable all of a sudden.

Because we don’t know of any gay people on other planets, Earth is the gayest planet.

"If you leave a monkey with a typewriter alone In a room long enough, eventually it'll type Shakespeare's work" - technically that's exactly what happened

Your body can replicate a feeling that you never felt in your dreams such as falling from high altitude.

Maybe companies that reap massive profits when times are good and don't plan for when times are bad are exactly the ones that we want to be going out of business.

It doesn't really make sense to even show 100% on a loading screen

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Cujo is the only movie where you want the dog to die

A Chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact

Fame is based on how many people who you don’t know, know you

Seeing these videos of talk show hosts without a live audience's laughter really exposes how unfunny a lot of them are.

According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.

Animals are living the life they deserve at the moment...

Tomorrow is April fools, but no one on the planet is in the mood for jokes.