There must be some pretty pissed kids who were waiting to get their braces off.
A lot of the people who don’t like leaving their house only wanna go outside because they cant.
We are all addicted to sleep and have extreme withdrawals after only a day or two.
Zombies have unbelievably strong teeth for people with no dental hygiene.
If every Walmart worker grabbed a gun, they would the 3rd largest military in the world.
Your characters only better then bosses in video games because you get infinite retrys. Really,in many worlds,evil won.
All of these stories of CEOs cutting their salary to pay employees are supposed to be feel-good stories, but if cutting one salary is all it takes to pay all of them, there’s something wrong.
Betty White starred in a show about 4 old women living together that aired 35 years ago.
If there was a button that removed the person who pressed it, along with any memories and traces of them, from existence, we would think that noone has ever pressed it.
When you boil it down, the plot of Star Wars is A Farmer, a wizard, a pirate and a dog fighting a physically handicapped man with asthma
Having both stupid and incompetent characters show up in disaster movies ended up being a lot more realistic than previously assumed
Out of all the rooms in the house we keep our toothbrushes in the same room we shit in
Sarcasm went from being impossible to read in text, to being the underlying theme of every sentence.
In 50 years kids will be failing tests about the times we’re living in
A lot of people are going to realise that the world still goes on without them going to work.
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