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You're never actually taught how to work well in a team. It seems to be presumed you'll pick it up by being forced into the situation.
Stephen Hawking's wheelchair's robo voice could just be a Self Aware AI that said whatever it wanted.
Banks will only lend you money if you can convince them you don't need it
The last person to die from a WWI landmine hasn't been born yet.
If you're close enough to smell a fart, then you haven't really done your part. #socialdistancing
The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary.
Moses was the first ever person to have a tablet connected to the cloud
The real April fools joke will be that April will probably be the first month of the year where some new crazy thing doesnโ€™t happen.
There must be some pretty pissed kids who were waiting to get their braces off.
A lot of the people who donโ€™t like leaving their house only wanna go outside because they cant.
Most pets live their entire lives as virgins
We are all addicted to sleep and have extreme withdrawals after only a day or two.
โ€œPuzzle people puzzle peopleโ€ is a full sentence
Zombies have unbelievably strong teeth for people with no dental hygiene.
If every Walmart worker grabbed a gun, they would the 3rd largest military in the world.
Your characters only better then bosses in video games because you get infinite retrys. Really,in many worlds,evil won.
Your brain is busy processing my thoughts right now
All of these stories of CEOs cutting their salary to pay employees are supposed to be feel-good stories, but if cutting one salary is all it takes to pay all of them, thereโ€™s something wrong.
Betty White starred in a show about 4 old women living together that aired 35 years ago.
If there was a button that removed the person who pressed it, along with any memories and traces of them, from existence, we would think that noone has ever pressed it.
When you boil it down, the plot of Star Wars is A Farmer, a wizard, a pirate and a dog fighting a physically handicapped man with asthma