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If you choke on a piece of ice, it really just comes down to how long you can hold your breath.
Bad propaganda is something you can identify. Good propaganda is something you think of as the full truth.
According to the definition given by google, the ocean is a soup. It has been boiled during earth creation, it contains meat in the form of fish, has veggies like seaweed, and has been seasoned with salt.
Asking someone if theyโ€™re dead is not a yes or no question
Everyone probably misses going bowling, but not that much.
When your life flashes before your eyes when youโ€™re dying, itโ€™s your brainโ€™s last attempt at finding an experience or solution that will prevent your death.
The serial killers we consider the most evil are probably amateurs compared to the ones that have never gotten caught.
Most of the bosses in video games are stronger than you, but they don't know how to aim
You're never actually taught how to work well in a team. It seems to be presumed you'll pick it up by being forced into the situation.
Stephen Hawking's wheelchair's robo voice could just be a Self Aware AI that said whatever it wanted.
Banks will only lend you money if you can convince them you don't need it
The last person to die from a WWI landmine hasn't been born yet.
If you're close enough to smell a fart, then you haven't really done your part. #socialdistancing
The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary.
Moses was the first ever person to have a tablet connected to the cloud
The real April fools joke will be that April will probably be the first month of the year where some new crazy thing doesnโ€™t happen.
There must be some pretty pissed kids who were waiting to get their braces off.
A lot of the people who donโ€™t like leaving their house only wanna go outside because they cant.
Most pets live their entire lives as virgins
We are all addicted to sleep and have extreme withdrawals after only a day or two.
โ€œPuzzle people puzzle peopleโ€ is a full sentence