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If a psychologist's patient never comes back for another appointment, the psychologist is either amazing or terrible at their job.
The world is unknowingly starting to understand why pets try to run outside when we open the door
Elsa is pretty athletic for a person that was locked up in her room since she was young until she turned 21
If Batman and Superman are The Brave And The Bold, then The Flash and Green Arrow are The Fast And The Furious.
When you boil water to kill germs, you're still drinking germs, they're just dead or denatured.
Failing your way to success is much sweeter than succeeding your way to failure.
Even though most of us are left or right handed, we always seem ambidextrous while gaming.
In a show from a police perspective, cops are super smart and criminals are idiots. In shows from criminal perspectives, criminels are crazy smart and the cops are the biggest idiots on the planet.
If a wall falls would it then become a floor
Because of how colour works, brown hair is technically dark ginger
Adult cats meow at humans exclusively so it's reasonable to assume that they're trying to speak but they can't because their mouths aren't the right shape. Conclusion: when you meow at your cat you're essentially mocking their speech impediment.
If an Actor/Actress in a movie you're watching makes you mad/annoyed or want to punch them, they're actually doing a good job.
Limousines have gone completely out of fashion and no one has really noticed.
You never think about how many "handles" are in a building until you are tasked with cleaning them all twice a day.
It must be even harder reporting a death to someone on April 1st
If you choke on a piece of ice, it really just comes down to how long you can hold your breath.
Bad propaganda is something you can identify. Good propaganda is something you think of as the full truth.
According to the definition given by google, the ocean is a soup. It has been boiled during earth creation, it contains meat in the form of fish, has veggies like seaweed, and has been seasoned with salt.
Asking someone if theyโ€™re dead is not a yes or no question
Everyone probably misses going bowling, but not that much.
When your life flashes before your eyes when youโ€™re dying, itโ€™s your brainโ€™s last attempt at finding an experience or solution that will prevent your death.