Due to lawnmowers, there is probably some bee out there that thinks its delusional when it tell its friends there is a HUGE field of flowers but it’s gone when they return.
You probably have a better understanding of how far you can jump in a game than in how far you can jump real life.
One day, The Onion will shut down, since satire is becoming less and less distinguishable nowadays.
As the world shuts down and people turn to television, music, podcast, and books for entertainment and comfort and sanity, hopefully most take note that we indeed need the arts
The most disturbing thing about suddenly switching bodies with another human is tasting the inside of their mouth.
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It was someone's job to program smart watches to not count masturbating as steps
If a psychologist's patient never comes back for another appointment, the psychologist is either amazing or terrible at their job.
The world is unknowingly starting to understand why pets try to run outside when we open the door
Elsa is pretty athletic for a person that was locked up in her room since she was young until she turned 21
If Batman and Superman are The Brave And The Bold, then The Flash and Green Arrow are The Fast And The Furious.
When you boil water to kill germs, you're still drinking germs, they're just dead or denatured.
Failing your way to success is much sweeter than succeeding your way to failure.
Even though most of us are left or right handed, we always seem ambidextrous while gaming.
In a show from a police perspective, cops are super smart and criminals are idiots. In shows from criminal perspectives, criminels are crazy smart and the cops are the biggest idiots on the planet.
Adult cats meow at humans exclusively so it's reasonable to assume that they're trying to speak but they can't because their mouths aren't the right shape. Conclusion: when you meow at your cat you're essentially mocking their speech impediment.
If an Actor/Actress in a movie you're watching makes you mad/annoyed or want to punch them, they're actually doing a good job.
Limousines have gone completely out of fashion and no one has really noticed.
You never think about how many "handles" are in a building until you are tasked with cleaning them all twice a day.