House cats are living proof that all you need to live comfortably is to kiss up to the right people.
Blind people probably save hundreds of dollars on electricity in their lives
The movie Tangled is about a girl who's impossibly long, magical hair does just about everything EXCEPT get tangled.
Normal flu and cold cases might actually be lower than normal this year due to the increased hygiene methods people are using due to coronovirus
Video games teach us from an early age that in life, the boss is our biggest enemy.
If we knew what happened after death we would either see a massive drop in suicides or a massive incline of suicides
It’s difficult to get practically any job if you’re over 60, but it’s totally OK for people in their 70s to run a country.
Forwarded from Neel Vaidya
Tests are just you telling the teacher what the teacher told you
We never really scratch our balls -- It's more of a pinch the skin and twist technique that no one ever teaches us; we all just figure it out on our own and no one ever talks about it.
People keep saying how crazy it is that Bloomberg spent $500+ million on his campaign, but that money is much better off flowing through the economy than it is sitting in his bank account
The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone
If you ask someone if they smoke, and they respond with “cigarettes?,” they’ve just answered two questions.
In the future, we will be sad that every picture we have is properly staged and filtered. There is something beautiful about photos pre Instagram, with a one sibling staring off into space, and the parents not having a perfect smile. Perfection is boring.
Bob Ross could be a serial killer and his paintings are the locations he buried the victims and he refers to them as “happy little accidents”
“Building a building.” must be such a confusing sentence to new English learners.
Octopuses are sea ninjas: they have incredible camouflage and when they are found they use smoke bombs to vanish.