Calling a kid “kid” sounds fine, but calling an adult “adult” sounds weird.

The inside of our bodies is pitch black, no light. We are full of darkness, like edgy teens.

Both the answers to the question, 'Are we alone in the universe?' is equally scary.

If you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, you can still be the hoe.

Life's the only game where you get progressively weaker with more experience.

When you’re asleep, your brain can create an entire universe, but when you’re awake, it can’t figure out why you’re in a room

Somewhere there is a kid who will have to grow up knowing his disobedience led to Harambe's death

Bob Ross didn’t paint to show how good of a painter he was. He painted to show how good of a painter you could be.

Give a man a whistle and he will be able to whistle, but TEACH a man to whistle and he will also be able to whistle.

House cats are living proof that all you need to live comfortably is to kiss up to the right people.

If Pokémon were real, a Pokémon meat market would exist as well.

Blind people probably save hundreds of dollars on electricity in their lives

The movie Tangled is about a girl who's impossibly long, magical hair does just about everything EXCEPT get tangled.

Normal flu and cold cases might actually be lower than normal this year due to the increased hygiene methods people are using due to coronovirus

Video games teach us from an early age that in life, the boss is our biggest enemy.

If we knew what happened after death we would either see a massive drop in suicides or a massive incline of suicides

Before video games almost nobody was saying "I died"

It’s difficult to get practically any job if you’re over 60, but it’s totally OK for people in their 70s to run a country.

Tests are just you telling the teacher what the teacher told you

We never really scratch our balls -- It's more of a pinch the skin and twist technique that no one ever teaches us; we all just figure it out on our own and no one ever talks about it.

People keep saying how crazy it is that Bloomberg spent $500+ million on his campaign, but that money is much better off flowing through the economy than it is sitting in his bank account