When people pierce their baby's ears, they have decided that it's okay to harm their child for purely aesthetic reasons.
Villians would have had a much higher advantage over the Heroes if they never told them their intentions
No is a future tense, No-no-no-no is a present tense, and Noooooo is a past tense for dog owners.
Having the same hair length, a man is said to have long hair while a woman is said to have short hair
Because of contraceptives, evolution is now in favor of those being irresponsible.
When astronauts return with moon rocks and other extraterrestrial substances, the earth becomes a little bit heavier.
Humans are the plastic of the animal kingdom. Incredibly versatile and good in a lot of situations, but generally lacking specialisation and slowly killing the planet.
Calling a kid “kid” sounds fine, but calling an adult “adult” sounds weird.
The inside of our bodies is pitch black, no light. We are full of darkness, like edgy teens.
Both the answers to the question, 'Are we alone in the universe?' is equally scary.
If you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, you can still be the hoe.
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Life's the only game where you get progressively weaker with more experience.
When you’re asleep, your brain can create an entire universe, but when you’re awake, it can’t figure out why you’re in a room
Somewhere there is a kid who will have to grow up knowing his disobedience led to Harambe's death
Bob Ross didn’t paint to show how good of a painter he was. He painted to show how good of a painter you could be.
Give a man a whistle and he will be able to whistle, but TEACH a man to whistle and he will also be able to whistle.
House cats are living proof that all you need to live comfortably is to kiss up to the right people.
Blind people probably save hundreds of dollars on electricity in their lives
The movie Tangled is about a girl who's impossibly long, magical hair does just about everything EXCEPT get tangled.
Normal flu and cold cases might actually be lower than normal this year due to the increased hygiene methods people are using due to coronovirus