The guy who created this community probably thought of it in his/her shower
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There’s a fairly high chance that you’ve passed by people who have been in movies, but just didn’t recognize them because they were an extra
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When a teacher grades you with an F, they just pay their respects for you being stupid.
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If people hesitate from being in a relationship with flat earthers, that's natural selection cutting off stupidity from the gene pool
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Since animals and plants are mostly made of water, the evolution of all life is really the story of planets developing oceans and then eventually watching those oceans get up and start walking around.
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No matter what, pessimists are always either correct or they're pleasantly surprised
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Since all of Deadpool's organs heal after damage. Deadpool definitely has an uncircumcised penis.
Darth Vader force choked people because he was jealous they could breathe properly
If women’s chests were not required to be covered, there would not be as much lust towards them.
Shrödinger's cat is now 100% dead because he starved to death in that box while we're arguing about him
If chickens are modern time dinosaurs, and plastic is made out of oil which is made out of dinosaurs, then if you put dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets in a plastic container, you're storing dinosaur shaped dinosaurs in other dinosaurs.
With time, painful memories become less painful but embarrassing memories become more embarrassing.
Every time you fall asleep you are putting complete trust in your body to continue breathing and functioning normally.
A person can leave a tv on a high volume in their room and fall asleep but if the tv is off and a person in another room has their tv on high volume suddenly they can't sleep because its too loud
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It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you're a nice person.
Cigarette smokers might not care about themselves but cigarette smokers who throw the butts on the ground don't care about anyone else either.