Itchy & Scratchy are animated the same way the Simpsons are. Itchy & Scratchy is photorealistic in the Simpsons universe. So much gore!
Feeding seagulls laxatives and watching them defecate on people is one of the very few times when someone is actually doing something for shits and giggles
Someone, somewhere is currently listening to the last song they will ever hear in their entire life.
Extroverts assume everyone thinks like they do. Introverts assume they don't.
In Avatar the Last Airbender, if Aang had erectile dysfunction Katara could just bloodbend his dick up
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There are probably some steamers/YouTubers who have made more money playing a game than the creators made selling the game.
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Grocery stores need a website/app that allows shoppers to input their list and it outputs a map to follow in the store that eliminates back tracking.
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The guy who created this community probably thought of it in his/her shower
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There’s a fairly high chance that you’ve passed by people who have been in movies, but just didn’t recognize them because they were an extra
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When a teacher grades you with an F, they just pay their respects for you being stupid.
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If people hesitate from being in a relationship with flat earthers, that's natural selection cutting off stupidity from the gene pool
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Since animals and plants are mostly made of water, the evolution of all life is really the story of planets developing oceans and then eventually watching those oceans get up and start walking around.
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No matter what, pessimists are always either correct or they're pleasantly surprised
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Since all of Deadpool's organs heal after damage. Deadpool definitely has an uncircumcised penis.
Darth Vader force choked people because he was jealous they could breathe properly
If women’s chests were not required to be covered, there would not be as much lust towards them.
Shrödinger's cat is now 100% dead because he starved to death in that box while we're arguing about him