Humans are the only species who decided that water was too boring as a beverage to keep us alive.
In the Rick and Morty episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle, he transformes into a literal pickle in order to get himself out a metaphorical pickle
When a Jedi tries the mind trick on you they're basically saying "he looks weak minded, I'll give it a shot"
Lemons, Limes, Lemon Soda, Lime Soda, and Lemon Lime Soda all taste completely different.
Generally, in sci-fi books and films, all characters who are of the same species and live on the same planet, speak the same language. On earth, the seven billion humans collectively speak 6500 languages.
Itchy & Scratchy are animated the same way the Simpsons are. Itchy & Scratchy is photorealistic in the Simpsons universe. So much gore!
Feeding seagulls laxatives and watching them defecate on people is one of the very few times when someone is actually doing something for shits and giggles
Someone, somewhere is currently listening to the last song they will ever hear in their entire life.
Extroverts assume everyone thinks like they do. Introverts assume they don't.
In Avatar the Last Airbender, if Aang had erectile dysfunction Katara could just bloodbend his dick up
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There are probably some steamers/YouTubers who have made more money playing a game than the creators made selling the game.
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Grocery stores need a website/app that allows shoppers to input their list and it outputs a map to follow in the store that eliminates back tracking.
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The guy who created this community probably thought of it in his/her shower
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There’s a fairly high chance that you’ve passed by people who have been in movies, but just didn’t recognize them because they were an extra
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When a teacher grades you with an F, they just pay their respects for you being stupid.
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