There’s nothing stopping us from all making MySpace accounts and completely resurrecting the site

Colonising the moon would cost about 30B and take about 10 years to complete, yet the billionaires are buying yachts.

Depression makes you an NPC in your own life.

Usain Bolt at his peak would have the fastest car in the Flintstones universe

If you make $50,000/yr and have a drink in the middle of a work day you’re an alcoholic. If you make $5,000,000/yr and you have a drink in the middle of a work day you’re sophisticated.

You're just the last sperm out of billions to die.

You can't feel every hair on your body, but one hair in your mouth is immediately noticable

Death is one of the only things every person experiences but we’ll never be able to discuss what it feel like with anyone

Humans are the only species who decided that water was too boring as a beverage to keep us alive.

The brain is technically just electric meat

In the Rick and Morty episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle, he transformes into a literal pickle in order to get himself out a metaphorical pickle

When a Jedi tries the mind trick on you they're basically saying "he looks weak minded, I'll give it a shot"

If cigarette companies cured cancer cigarette sales could increase.

General Grievous is probably a really good drummer.

No one has ever chopped off both their hands with a knife..

Lemons, Limes, Lemon Soda, Lime Soda, and Lemon Lime Soda all taste completely different.

Generally, in sci-fi books and films, all characters who are of the same species and live on the same planet, speak the same language. On earth, the seven billion humans collectively speak 6500 languages.

Itchy & Scratchy are animated the same way the Simpsons are. Itchy & Scratchy is photorealistic in the Simpsons universe. So much gore!

General Grevious covered his cough on a ship full of droids.

Feeding seagulls laxatives and watching them defecate on people is one of the very few times when someone is actually doing something for shits and giggles

Someone, somewhere is currently listening to the last song they will ever hear in their entire life.