Violet Incredible could form a tiny forcefield inside herself to prevent insemination

Women can be praised for having small tits, but men don't get praised for having small dicks.

If today's generation see old-timey ghosts with dresses and dolls creepy, it's possible that in the next few generations, ghosts would have fidget spinners and Pewdiepie merch making them less scary

If you gained the power to walk through walls, it would probably take a while for you to realize.

There's no feasible way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting

Strip clubs are more ethical than zoos. Both strippers and zoo animals get oogled at, but strippers get paid and are allowed to leave

The Simpson's never predicted a long living cartoon predicting the future

German Kaffee contains Koffein while english coffee contains caffeine

If guys sent pictures of their abs to girls instead of dick pics, they would have a higher chance of getting laid.

The problem with coffee is that you have to make coffee before you’ve had coffee

If your gf's dad says "Whatever you'll do to her, I'll do to you" but you're bisexual, it's a win-win situation.

Elastigirl is probably the only one who could safely have sex with Mr.Incredible

Introverts want to be alone, but they don't want to be left alone.

One day we're probably going to have Google Moon and Google Mars.

the sun that you see is the exact one that everyone in history has ever seen

You probably pulled your pants up more often than down.

You can find someone attractive while not being attracted to them.

Candle wax just disappears into thin air and nobody says a fucking thing about it.

When alarms go off they are actually turning on

There’s nothing stopping us from all making MySpace accounts and completely resurrecting the site

Colonising the moon would cost about 30B and take about 10 years to complete, yet the billionaires are buying yachts.