Considering wizards' lack of knowledge regarding the modern world, the safest way to have transported Harry Potter around would have been the airport.
You never realise how noisy simple tasks are until you need to do them at 3am while everybody is asleep.
English spelling is so hard; we literally compete to see who gets it right.
Ordering pizza makes you a NPC giving an adventurer a quest with the promise of coin when they complete it.
Elastigirl could, mid-sex, swallow Mr Incredible's entire body with her pussy.
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Welch's Gummies only exist because adults are too ashamed to go to work with Scooby Snacks
‘Sleeping alone’ when you are a toddler is a mark of bravery; when you are a teen it is seen as normal and when you are an adult it is a mark of loneliness
Violet Incredible could form a tiny forcefield inside herself to prevent insemination
Women can be praised for having small tits, but men don't get praised for having small dicks.
If today's generation see old-timey ghosts with dresses and dolls creepy, it's possible that in the next few generations, ghosts would have fidget spinners and Pewdiepie merch making them less scary
If you gained the power to walk through walls, it would probably take a while for you to realize.
Strip clubs are more ethical than zoos. Both strippers and zoo animals get oogled at, but strippers get paid and are allowed to leave
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The Simpson's never predicted a long living cartoon predicting the future
If guys sent pictures of their abs to girls instead of dick pics, they would have a higher chance of getting laid.
The problem with coffee is that you have to make coffee before you’ve had coffee
If your gf's dad says "Whatever you'll do to her, I'll do to you" but you're bisexual, it's a win-win situation.
Elastigirl is probably the only one who could safely have sex with Mr.Incredible