It seems wrong that the word “plagiarism” is derived from another language.
Due to today's culture, people would only really freak out if the zombie apocalypse had fast zombies.
Maybe the reason why the world continues to seem more violent and warlike is because the violent tribes have been killing off the peaceful tribes for millennia and all that's left are the descendants of sociopaths.
When someone uses the pickup line: “did it hurt......when you fell from heaven?” are really asking: “are you Satan, or one of his angels?”
Our universe is so vast, it is almost certain that no matter which direction you look, somewhere unfathomably far away there is a sentient being looking right back at you.
There are myths about lands with streets paved in gold, but a lot of cultures throughout time would find a modern day street paved in salt before a snowstorm just as unbelievable
If you are really good at online games and have played for years, the odds are pretty good that you have caused someone to break something in their house out of frustration.
Ledger’s Joker wanted to watch the world burn because he saw the world as a joke. Joaquin’s Joker wanted to watch the world burn because the world saw him as a joke.
While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them
The more furry the animal the more cute it is. The more furry the human the more unappealing we are.
There's probably TONS of really good aged wine at the bottom of the ocean.
Considering wizards' lack of knowledge regarding the modern world, the safest way to have transported Harry Potter around would have been the airport.
You never realise how noisy simple tasks are until you need to do them at 3am while everybody is asleep.
English spelling is so hard; we literally compete to see who gets it right.
Ordering pizza makes you a NPC giving an adventurer a quest with the promise of coin when they complete it.
Elastigirl could, mid-sex, swallow Mr Incredible's entire body with her pussy.
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Welch's Gummies only exist because adults are too ashamed to go to work with Scooby Snacks
‘Sleeping alone’ when you are a toddler is a mark of bravery; when you are a teen it is seen as normal and when you are an adult it is a mark of loneliness
Violet Incredible could form a tiny forcefield inside herself to prevent insemination