Someone has probably beaten an imaginary version of you in an argument while in the shower.
You know you're an addict when you stop doing it to feel good and instead do it to feel normal.
Being attracted to people who wear glasses is the complete opposite of what natural selection stands for.
Someone needs to invent a microwave which scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it's supposed to be cooked
It’s super easy to kill cancer, it’s not killing the patient that’s the tricky part.
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The song "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" is about Dad wearing a costume, but we perpetuate to children the idea that Mommy is a cheater instead.
It seems wrong that the word “plagiarism” is derived from another language.
Due to today's culture, people would only really freak out if the zombie apocalypse had fast zombies.
Maybe the reason why the world continues to seem more violent and warlike is because the violent tribes have been killing off the peaceful tribes for millennia and all that's left are the descendants of sociopaths.
When someone uses the pickup line: “did it hurt......when you fell from heaven?” are really asking: “are you Satan, or one of his angels?”
Our universe is so vast, it is almost certain that no matter which direction you look, somewhere unfathomably far away there is a sentient being looking right back at you.
There are myths about lands with streets paved in gold, but a lot of cultures throughout time would find a modern day street paved in salt before a snowstorm just as unbelievable
If you are really good at online games and have played for years, the odds are pretty good that you have caused someone to break something in their house out of frustration.
Ledger’s Joker wanted to watch the world burn because he saw the world as a joke. Joaquin’s Joker wanted to watch the world burn because the world saw him as a joke.
While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them
The more furry the animal the more cute it is. The more furry the human the more unappealing we are.