“Julius Ceaser has been dead for well over 40 years” is a correct statement even if it sounds wrong.
Dying really couldn't be that bad, so far no one has returned to complain.
Maybe the urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and thought "why not?".
If Batman really wanted to stop crime, he could invest that gadget-money into employment, infrastructure and social services to stop crime at its root cause.
If Mario jumped into a pool of coins they would just disappear and he would hit the ground
Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word
A psychiatrist is a human brain that’s learned about itself and then uses a meat puppet to talk to another brain’s meat puppet to explain how they function
Using an egg to help bread a chicken breast is probably one of the biggest flexes on an animal.
As a smoker, the act of blowing out a cloud of smoke is arguably more addictive than nicotine itself.
The fact that teeth don't heal themselves like other bones is the biggest design flaw of the human body.
It's highly probable that someone has your dream job and absolutely despises it
If everything goes well, you probably wont remember today when you're older.
Having a toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how much you know and don’t know about things
Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes.
The egg came way before chicken: fish, dinosaurs and other avian predecessors all hatched way before the chicken evolved as a species.