Being a baby is so difficult. Imagine utilizing all the power to crawl at the end of room and some elder picking you up and leaving you again at your starting point.
Collectively, it would've saved us so much time if all chargers were initially made so it didn't matter which side you used, like the USB C.
There are thousands of Rubik's cubes that have never been solved and never will be.
Growing up is getting bored with everything you used to enjoy, without anything really replacing it
A hot guy/girl that's into you is more attractive than a hotter guy/girl that isn't interested in you.
With Stark gone, Professor Hulk is both the smartest, and angriest, person in the room.
If you have the ability to read mind and have a friend with photographic memory, then you have a mobile library.
Having your reading glasses from the dollar store break and you’re not fazed because you can just go buy another pair (or two) is exactly how wealthy people must feel about everything they purchase.
We're attending funerals knowing damn well that they won't come to ours
Being a female werewolf must suck. They'd have to deal with "that time of the month," two times a month.
If essential oils were essential big pharma would have bought them all out and quadrupled the prices.
Showers are great because where else is it acceptable to piss on the floor whilst brushing your teeth
We are more likely to go onto page two on pornhub than page 2 of google