Movies will automatically age themselves as soon as you see what cellphones are used

Marrying a girl because you got her pregnant is the irl version of "you break it, you buy it"

Children with imaginary friends are creative, adults with imaginary friends are schizophrenic.

Being accused of constantly arguing is the hardest argument to win.

It is impossible to touch any reflection that isn't your own.

You know you're an adult when you care more about your parents' health than they do.

Dying young will make you forever young in the minds of everyone else.

What makes Raid: Shadow Legends the most ambitious game in the world isn't its Gameplay, but its marketing campaign.

Half an inch doesn’t seem like much until you sit down on a toilet with the seat up.

Technically you have never lost a fight against a dragon

It's weird that people celebrate the 31st December worldwide but generally ignore 29th February even though it happens only once every 4 years

It can take over 30 minutes to find the 'right' position to fall asleep, yet once you're sleeping positions don't matter anymore.

If you stand back to back with someone, you're facing them with the longest possible distance between you and them

Being a baby is so difficult. Imagine utilizing all the power to crawl at the end of room and some elder picking you up and leaving you again at your starting point.

Eye drops are technical blinker fluid

Collectively, it would've saved us so much time if all chargers were initially made so it didn't matter which side you used, like the USB C.

Leap day makes February rent feel like marginally less of a scam.

There is no way of telling if the perfect crime has been commited.

There are thousands of Rubik's cubes that have never been solved and never will be.

Growing up is getting bored with everything you used to enjoy, without anything really replacing it

A hot guy/girl that's into you is more attractive than a hotter guy/girl that isn't interested in you.