In 30 to 40 years there's going to be a generation of old Grandparents that watch anime, play video games and post to different social medias consistently.
The generation who taught us not to believe everything we read on the internet now believes everything they read on the internet
Kids lecturing their parents about the environment is kind of like parents lecturing their kids about the thermostat.
All Mufasa had to do was hang onto the cliff until the stampede was done. He didn't have to climb to the top.
The new Coca-Cola energy drink might just be normal coke but with the cocaine put back in.
Saying “you’re one in a million” is taken as a compliment about how unique someone is but saying “you’re one in 7.53 billion” points out how insignificant someone is in the grand scheme of things
Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late.
You can't dope to win the Olympics, but you can use autotune to win a Grammy.
Vanilla is universally associated with "plain" despite being its own unique flavor.
Bic creates two of the most stolen items, the lighter and the pen. A strategy that works in their favor.
Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they will stay together forever
If humans naturally had horns, we'd probably have to shave them down to a socially acceptable length.
Maybe Hogwarts wouldn’t be in such disarray all the time if they hired more than 1 caretaker (who happens to be super shitty at his job)
Whenever prescription drugs mention to not operate heavy machinery after consumption, they are most likely implying something like a car but we always think they’re implying something like a forklift.