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If every purchase you made was measured in hours you worked instead of price, you'd be less of a consumer.
Most people who use wikipedia have never seen its front-page.
Sharks have been around so long they've done more than two full laps around the Milky Way.
Ash will never be the very best, but he will be a professor.
Dreams are wacky loading screens for the next day.
In 30 to 40 years there's going to be a generation of old Grandparents that watch anime, play video games and post to different social medias consistently.
The generation who taught us not to believe everything we read on the internet now believes everything they read on the internet
"Instagram" could have been a great marijuana delivery service app
Coronavirus doubles as a viral ad campaign for Plague Inc.
That halftime show has to be the most viewed pole dance of all time
Kids lecturing their parents about the environment is kind of like parents lecturing their kids about the thermostat.
We eat pizza from the center outwards
All Mufasa had to do was hang onto the cliff until the stampede was done. He didn't have to climb to the top.
Today is the 33rd day of the year and there are 333 days left
The new Coca-Cola energy drink might just be normal coke but with the cocaine put back in.
Saying โ€œyouโ€™re one in a millionโ€ is taken as a compliment about how unique someone is but saying โ€œyouโ€™re one in 7.53 billionโ€ points out how insignificant someone is in the grand scheme of things
Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late.
You can't dope to win the Olympics, but you can use autotune to win a Grammy.
Vanilla is universally associated with "plain" despite being its own unique flavor.
Bic creates two of the most stolen items, the lighter and the pen. A strategy that works in their favor.
Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they will stay together forever