When a famous person dies in an accident, no one seems to care about the other victims, although they might have actually done more good than the famous person.

Even if you don't believe in parallel universes another you does.

Some sex dolls have less plastic in them than the Kardashian Family

There is a finite number of people who were born the same year as you. Every time one of them dies, you are closer to being the last one.

When you're healthy, it's "stay in school, don't do drugs". When you're sick, it's the exact opposite.

If every purchase you made was measured in hours you worked instead of price, you'd be less of a consumer.

Most people who use wikipedia have never seen its front-page.

Sharks have been around so long they've done more than two full laps around the Milky Way.

Ash will never be the very best, but he will be a professor.

Dreams are wacky loading screens for the next day.

In 30 to 40 years there's going to be a generation of old Grandparents that watch anime, play video games and post to different social medias consistently.

The generation who taught us not to believe everything we read on the internet now believes everything they read on the internet

"Instagram" could have been a great marijuana delivery service app

Coronavirus doubles as a viral ad campaign for Plague Inc.

That halftime show has to be the most viewed pole dance of all time

Kids lecturing their parents about the environment is kind of like parents lecturing their kids about the thermostat.

We eat pizza from the center outwards

All Mufasa had to do was hang onto the cliff until the stampede was done. He didn't have to climb to the top.

Today is the 33rd day of the year and there are 333 days left

The new Coca-Cola energy drink might just be normal coke but with the cocaine put back in.

Saying “you’re one in a million” is taken as a compliment about how unique someone is but saying “you’re one in 7.53 billion” points out how insignificant someone is in the grand scheme of things