People who say that money doesn't buy happiness are unknowingly broadcasting that they've never grown up poor or struggled with money in general.
When you describe the physical appearance of both, a unicorn sounds way more realistic than a platypus.
Every mosquito you kill, prevents the birth of hundreds of generations of mosquito
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It's odd how we use dense and thick to mean stupid as well as hot.
You would never drive that close to a car coming at speed in the opposite direction to you if it weren't for the line of paint on the ground between you.
When you tell a man that 'he is a lucky guy' you are subtlety but effectively telling him you would have sex with his girlfriend/wife.
For being a high school in Europe, Hogwarts has a surprising lack of cigarettes.
We find foreign accents attractive because we get sick of hearing our own
No matter how divided the people of world have become, there was a brief period in the late 90s to early 2000s where somehow all the young people of the world came together and basked in/shared the knowledge that Marilyn Mason had his ribs removed in order to give himself fellatio.
Service Dogs must look at Regular Dogs and think “That dog’s gonna get that guy killed”
Making something look easy is the truest measure of being really good at something.
Dentists study the dangers of plaque in order to receive a plaque that says they can remove your plaque.
People born in 2012 have a decent chance of dying in the reverse of that year
While living, a lot of alcohol will destroy your liver, while dead, a lot of alcohol will preserve it.
If it wasn’t for their fame, Harry, Ron and Hermione probably wouldn’t have gotten jobs since they didn’t attend the last year of school and didn’t take their leaving exams.
Since most chess grandmasters can play blindfolded, 2 of them can play chess without a board.
Your gamertag has probably appeared on a YouTuber’s video, you just don’t know who the YouTuber is.
The truest sign we are getting “old” is when you feel hungover simply cause you stayed up too late... no booze, no drugs.... just stayed up till 2 am.
Technically if it's cold enough outside, your refrigerator is warming your food