Scrolling past porn videos is exactly like swiping left on Tinder but singleplayer
In today’s lingo, being “down” for something is the same thing as being “up” for it.
You never really see people yawn or sneeze in any movies. It'd probably add some realism
During sex, men are concentrating on holding off orgasm while women are focusing on achieving it.
It is rather unfortunate that humans failed to find two different symbols for the letter O and the number 0.
The trick isn't in parking close to the store, but close to the cart return
There are probably a ton of kids today that have no idea that computer mice used to have rubber balls instead of optical sensors
April 1st seems to be the only day of the year everyone shows scepticism towards everything they read on the internet
Every time a rocket is launched into space. The earth slightly reduces in weight.
At some point in your life, someone is gonna snap a photo of you, maybe today, and you won’t think twice about it... and that will be the photo they use at your funeral.
We may be missing out on better actors or entertainers in general because they were deemed too unattractive to be cast for a part.
People who say that money doesn't buy happiness are unknowingly broadcasting that they've never grown up poor or struggled with money in general.
When you describe the physical appearance of both, a unicorn sounds way more realistic than a platypus.
Every mosquito you kill, prevents the birth of hundreds of generations of mosquito
Forwarded from Fractalize
It's odd how we use dense and thick to mean stupid as well as hot.
You would never drive that close to a car coming at speed in the opposite direction to you if it weren't for the line of paint on the ground between you.
When you tell a man that 'he is a lucky guy' you are subtlety but effectively telling him you would have sex with his girlfriend/wife.
For being a high school in Europe, Hogwarts has a surprising lack of cigarettes.