It’s perfectly okay for a kid to have a crush on a adult, but the other way around is horrifying
We don’t want to eat super cute animals, because hey they’re cute. We don’t want to eat disgusting animals, because it’s disgusting. So we eat animals that are not that cute but not that ugly.
As an adult, having a "boring desk job" is seen as a bad thing, but we force children to have boring desk jobs for 12+ years
Your relationship with your cousins is based off your parents' relationship with their siblings.
The reason the bad guy never wins is because the winners always dictate who the “bad guys” are even if the winners were the actual bad guys
It took Ultron five seconds of looking at the internet to realize humanity can’t be saved and must be destroyed.
Spongebob was likely inherited a lot of money since he lived in a 3 story house with a library. He only worked at the Krusty Krab because making Krabby Patties was his passion.
In the future we’ll look back on chemo in the same way that we now look back on bloodletting and other gruesome cures for disease
It is well understood how hurtful it can be when you are turned down, but people seem to ignore how hard it can be to have to turn someone else down .
When you bring your SO to meet your parents for dinner, you're sitting at a table where all the people have seen you naked.
You’re getting old when the oldies station has music that was after your time, not before.
Someone just decided blue ink pens were equally as acceptable as black and everyone just played along.
Somewhere in the world two child predators are trying to get nudes from each other
There is a point in childhood where you stop getting praised for long sleeps, and start getting chastised for them.
People who claim to "Hate Gays" spend a lot more time thinking about gay sex than the average straight person
Being able to read minds would actually suck since with most people you'd just hear the same 5 seconds of a song playing on loop