Forwarded from Fractalize
At 4:20 on 4/20/2020, there will be 4 twenties.
The internet is the sum of all human knowledge. We just didn't take into account how many idiots there are out there.
In a few years, automatic and manual cars could have very different meanings.
There are probably tortoises still alive that saw Charles Darwin at the Galapagos Islands.
If you're home schooled and you have abusive parents, you're technically bullied at school
There's a single piece of music out there that will please you more than any other piece of music in existence, and chances are pretty good you'll never stumble upon it.
It’s perfectly okay for a kid to have a crush on a adult, but the other way around is horrifying
We don’t want to eat super cute animals, because hey they’re cute. We don’t want to eat disgusting animals, because it’s disgusting. So we eat animals that are not that cute but not that ugly.
As an adult, having a "boring desk job" is seen as a bad thing, but we force children to have boring desk jobs for 12+ years
Your relationship with your cousins is based off your parents' relationship with their siblings.
The reason the bad guy never wins is because the winners always dictate who the “bad guys” are even if the winners were the actual bad guys
It took Ultron five seconds of looking at the internet to realize humanity can’t be saved and must be destroyed.
Spongebob was likely inherited a lot of money since he lived in a 3 story house with a library. He only worked at the Krusty Krab because making Krabby Patties was his passion.
In the future we’ll look back on chemo in the same way that we now look back on bloodletting and other gruesome cures for disease
It is well understood how hurtful it can be when you are turned down, but people seem to ignore how hard it can be to have to turn someone else down .
When you bring your SO to meet your parents for dinner, you're sitting at a table where all the people have seen you naked.