Humans are expected to work like robots, yet robots are expected to act like humans
Our ancestors trained our primal instinct to know when predators are nearby, and we just use it to not get caught watching porn
Adulthood is going to work when you’re sick because you used all of your sick days when you weren’t actually sick.
You never notice how much your head weighs until you’re resting it on your sleeping dog.
The truest example of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time you hear 'Pavlov' you automatically think of a dog.
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If there is intelligent life on planets that are approximately 80 million lightyears away and they had developed good enough telescopes, they would see dinosaurs on our planet.
Not one single person on this planet can definitively say what happens to human consciousness after we die...but every single person is going to find out eventually.
If gas prices keep going up, it’ll be cheaper to snort coke and run everywhere
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At 4:20 on 4/20/2020, there will be 4 twenties.
The internet is the sum of all human knowledge. We just didn't take into account how many idiots there are out there.
In a few years, automatic and manual cars could have very different meanings.
There are probably tortoises still alive that saw Charles Darwin at the Galapagos Islands.
If you're home schooled and you have abusive parents, you're technically bullied at school
There's a single piece of music out there that will please you more than any other piece of music in existence, and chances are pretty good you'll never stumble upon it.
It’s perfectly okay for a kid to have a crush on a adult, but the other way around is horrifying
We don’t want to eat super cute animals, because hey they’re cute. We don’t want to eat disgusting animals, because it’s disgusting. So we eat animals that are not that cute but not that ugly.