Musicians hear ‘volume’ and think noise level, Manufactures hear ‘volume’ and think quantity of products, Engineers hear ‘volume’ and think space occupied. Your profession trains your mind
Water balloons in summer are innocent water balloons in winter could be the murder weapon
The biggest peer pressure as kids wasn’t drugs or alcohol it was everyone inside the exam hall flipping to the second page when you're still on the first damn question
Pornhub trending videos is the answer to the question “what is this world coming to?”
You shouldn’t have to pay tax on things in second hand stores because they were already taxed the first time they were bought.
Being attracted to scars from an evolutionary standpoint actually makes a lot of sense. In a world before antibiotics, it would have signaled the person is good at surviving things which might have taken out other potential mates.
Humans are expected to work like robots, yet robots are expected to act like humans
Our ancestors trained our primal instinct to know when predators are nearby, and we just use it to not get caught watching porn
Adulthood is going to work when you’re sick because you used all of your sick days when you weren’t actually sick.
You never notice how much your head weighs until you’re resting it on your sleeping dog.
The truest example of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time you hear 'Pavlov' you automatically think of a dog.
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If there is intelligent life on planets that are approximately 80 million lightyears away and they had developed good enough telescopes, they would see dinosaurs on our planet.
Not one single person on this planet can definitively say what happens to human consciousness after we die...but every single person is going to find out eventually.
If gas prices keep going up, it’ll be cheaper to snort coke and run everywhere
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At 4:20 on 4/20/2020, there will be 4 twenties.
The internet is the sum of all human knowledge. We just didn't take into account how many idiots there are out there.