If owls in Harry Potter know the exact location of a recipient, the Aurors could have sent an owl to Voldemort and followed it to find out where he was hiding.

Every decision in your life led you to this moment and this stupid sentence.

If it weren’t for movies, the average person would probably have no idea what an elevator shaft looks like.

Younger generations are better able to spot lies and false information because we grew up alongside the internet which trained us to not believe everything we see online

Dads probably grow to love dogs because they initially think it’s one more thing to take care of but then they become the family member that asks the least of them

If you showed technology to a person from the medieval era, they would think it’s magic. If you showed magic to someone in the far future, they would think it’s technology.

Gravity fighter sounds much cooler than weightlifter.

Musicians hear ‘volume’ and think noise level, Manufactures hear ‘volume’ and think quantity of products, Engineers hear ‘volume’ and think space occupied. Your profession trains your mind

Water balloons in summer are innocent water balloons in winter could be the murder weapon

People with Alzheimer’s simply have corrupted save files.

The biggest peer pressure as kids wasn’t drugs or alcohol it was everyone inside the exam hall flipping to the second page when you're still on the first damn question

Pornhub trending videos is the answer to the question “what is this world coming to?”

You shouldn’t have to pay tax on things in second hand stores because they were already taxed the first time they were bought.

"Darth" is to Sith lords what "Lil" is to rappers.

Being attracted to scars from an evolutionary standpoint actually makes a lot of sense. In a world before antibiotics, it would have signaled the person is good at surviving things which might have taken out other potential mates.

Humans are expected to work like robots, yet robots are expected to act like humans

Our ancestors trained our primal instinct to know when predators are nearby, and we just use it to not get caught watching porn

Adulthood is going to work when you’re sick because you used all of your sick days when you weren’t actually sick.

The Police’s job is to run themselves out of business.

The soviet union lasted 68 years and 361 days, so close.

You never notice how much your head weighs until you’re resting it on your sleeping dog.