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You might have seen an undiscovered life form at some point in your life and just ignored it because you assumed it was already discovered.
"Hey Alexa" or "Hey Siri" isn't to get your device to listen, it's to get your device to respond.
Im really thankful that our bodies know how to keep our pee inside while we sleep.
The first dog to take a leak on Mars will temporarily be the most dominant dog on the whole planet
If you ever accidentally turn on a video in public with the volume on, it immediately becomes 10x harder to hit the pause button.
Seeing a bear cub is more dangerous than seeing a grown adult bear
The apartment in iCarly was fucking huge
If owls in Harry Potter know the exact location of a recipient, the Aurors could have sent an owl to Voldemort and followed it to find out where he was hiding.
Every decision in your life led you to this moment and this stupid sentence.
If it weren’t for movies, the average person would probably have no idea what an elevator shaft looks like.
Younger generations are better able to spot lies and false information because we grew up alongside the internet which trained us to not believe everything we see online
Dads probably grow to love dogs because they initially think it’s one more thing to take care of but then they become the family member that asks the least of them
If you showed technology to a person from the medieval era, they would think it’s magic. If you showed magic to someone in the far future, they would think it’s technology.
Gravity fighter sounds much cooler than weightlifter.
Musicians hear ‘volume’ and think noise level, Manufactures hear ‘volume’ and think quantity of products, Engineers hear ‘volume’ and think space occupied. Your profession trains your mind
Water balloons in summer are innocent water balloons in winter could be the murder weapon
People with Alzheimer’s simply have corrupted save files.
The biggest peer pressure as kids wasn’t drugs or alcohol it was everyone inside the exam hall flipping to the second page when you're still on the first damn question
Pornhub trending videos is the answer to the question “what is this world coming to?”
You shouldn’t have to pay tax on things in second hand stores because they were already taxed the first time they were bought.
"Darth" is to Sith lords what "Lil" is to rappers.