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WW3 will probably be live-streamed.
For every type of fruit you eat, A person risked his life to see if it was poisonus
At January 4th, 4pm, 1% of year will have passed already.
These must be very confusing times for drug sniffing dogs in a lot of states.
In Harry Potter the black market probably has a high demand for celebrity hairs.
73 looks like a drunk seagull falling off a cliff
Deep down you know it's Teeth Paste
Every time we invent a new technology, it becomes a metaphor for everything. E.g. if you have a hammer, everything’s a nail. Psychology used to be really into ideas about stress and pressure (this came from trains and steam-power). More recently, we say ‘recharge your batteries’ etc.
When Notre Dame burned $650 Million was pledged in 24 hours through a global outcry, while in Australia an area the size of the Netherlands has been destroyed, hundreds of people losing their homes and a massive loss of wildlife, the fires are still raging and there seems to be no global outcry.
Car alarms aren't very effective since they go off accidentally all the time
The majority of all the men and women working out at the gym are mostly working towards the same common goal.. A sexy female body.
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When an animal does something wrong, you treat them like a human. But when a human does something wrong, you treat them like an animal.
You never realize how much you use a certain body part until you get a paper cut on it.
Pinocchio’s nose could potentially be used as an infinite source of wood.
The reason your crush/SO "lights up the room" is because when you see someone you're attracted to your pupils dilate, letting in more light
You can like someone without loving them and you can love someone without liking them.
A zombie outbreak could be prevented if people were buried with their shoelaces tied together.
Whenever someone thinks outside the box, the box grows bigger.
When your muscles are sore after a new or intense workout, it’s your body’s version of “installing updates...please wait”
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Every younger sibling was confined to playing Luigi.
Actors who are playing a scene where they are pretending to be actors who are acting badly in a scene are actually doing a really good job of acting